At the dinner table the other night when Papa and Grandma Susie were visiting:
Papa: Did you hear the thunder?
Angel: Yes I did.
Papa: Do you know what that was?
Papa: It’s God clapping up in heaven.
Angel looks at him for awhile: NNNOOOOOO!
Grandma Susie: No, I think it’s Jesus bowling up in heaven.
Angel looks at her for awhile: NNNOOOOOO!
Angel: JESUS IS ALIVE!
We were driving home the other night and I asked Angel if she wanted to sing a song. She started signing the ABC’s because that’s always our opening act. After the ABC’s I started singing Jesus Loves Me.
Missy: Yes, Jesus loves me. The Bib– ACK — …. Bible tells me so. Sorry, bad note.
Angel: No Mama, the Bible doesn’t say ACK!